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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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