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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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