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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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