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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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