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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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