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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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