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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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