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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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