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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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