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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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