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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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