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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Stella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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