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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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