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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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