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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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