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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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