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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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