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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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