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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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