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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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