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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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