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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Snort eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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