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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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