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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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