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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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