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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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