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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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