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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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