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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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