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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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