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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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