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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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