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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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