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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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