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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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