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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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