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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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