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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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