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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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