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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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