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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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