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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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