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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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