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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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