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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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