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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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