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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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