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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Toby eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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