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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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