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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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