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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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