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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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